By now, you've probably figured out that the apocalypse is real. Don't worry, it's not all bad! As an artist, you'll have a unique set of skills that'll keep you alive longer than most. Here are a few tips:
Tip 1: Use Your Art to Barter for Food - Remember those fancy painting techniques? Yeah, they're not gonna cut it. Start using them to paint murals on abandoned buildings in exchange for food and supplies. Just make sure not to get too attached; the city might be a war zone, but the art world is a cruel one.
Tip 2: Learn to Make Firestarters - You know, those little firestarters that start a fire with just a few dry leaves and a prayer? Yeah, those. It's like a match, but, you know, not as...matchy.
Tip 3: Use Your Ears to Detect Danger - Artists are known for their keen sense of hearing, so use it! Learn to identify the difference between the rumble of a zombie and the rumble of thunder.
Tip 4: Make Friends with the Local Wildlife - They're not all gonna eat you, I swear. Some of them might even model for you.