Neo-Brutalist Awards: Other Winners

Most Likely to be Found in a Time Capsule

Awarded to: Balthazar McSass for his 1987-era neon pink jumpsuit

Best Use of Faux Fur

Awarded to: Furry Fiasco for their "Faux-velvet" collection

Most Likely to be Confused with a Furry Foe

Awarded to: Boris Bizzaro for their avant-garde interpretations of taxidermy

Stay tuned for the live broadcast of the awards ceremony!