I am the greatest artist of all time. My work is a fusion of abstract expressionism, cubism, and a dash of existential dread.
My art is not just a reflection of my inner self, but a portal to a dimension where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
Check out my latest masterpiece, "The Meaninglessness of Existence", and be prepared to have your mind shattered.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore my other artist statements, where I wax poetic about the futility of creativity.
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