Utopian Performance Art: Absurd Theater

Where else can you watch a man eat a bowl of Jell-O for 24 hours straight?

Or witness the majesty of a chicken in a tutu, flapping its wings in time with the music of the universe?

Or see the delicate dance of a man in a chicken suit, balancing on a unicycle on a tightrope over a pool of Jell-O?

It's all here in our utopian performance art space, where the boundaries of sanity are pushed to the limit and the audience is always... confused.

Current Performance

The Man in the Yellow Jell-O Suit is on stage, juggling three balls while reciting the entirety of "War and Peace" backwards.

The Chicken in the Tutu is performing its 100th consecutive hour-long dance routine.
The Man on the Tightrope is balancing 17 eggs on his head while reciting the entirety of "Hamlet" forwards.
The Chicken in the Suit is having a costume party, and you're invited!

Meet the masterminds behind our utopian performance art.