The Holy Toga

The Holy Toga: it's not just a garment, it's a lifestyle.

Worn by ascetics and fashionistas alike, this garment is the ultimate statement piece.

Features:

• Unbeige color
• Unadorned design
• Unremarkable comfort

Get your Holy Toga here:

The Holy Toga Store

Or, if you're feeling extra ascetic:

The Toga Meditation Space

Warning: excessive Toga wear may lead to:

• Increased feelings of existential dread
• Reduced social interaction
• Uncontrollable urges to buy more beige