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Welcome to Ashes of the Dead

A time-traveling funeral home where the dearly departed don't stay dead for long

Our Services

Our Team

Meet our team of highly trained, highly attuned, highly dead-enthusiastic professionals:
Our Leader, the Great and Powerful Morty
Our Therapist, who's also a Medium
Our Resurrecting Specialist, who's seen it all

Our Facilities

Our state-of-the-art facilities are equipped with the latest and greatest in death-care technology.

The Ashes of the Dead facilities