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Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Expert on All Things Puns

Puns are the answer to every question, and Professor Bottomsworth is the pun-master. Ask him about the "punderworld" of wordplay.

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Dr. Bubblegum Q. McSplainit, Expert on the Science of Bubblegum

Dr. McSplainit has spent years studying the aerodynamics of bubblegum and its effects on society. Ask him about the "stickiest" topics in science.

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Lord McSnazz, Expert on the Art of Snazzle

Lord McSnazz is a renowned expert on the ancient art of snazzle, a style of dance that involves a lot of flailing and shouting.

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