Ask Yourself Some Questions

What would you do with your life if you weren't trying so hard not to fail?

Maybe just take a nap

Is it weird that you've spent this much time talking to a computer?

Actually, it's a great conversation starter

What's the deal with all these questions?

Maybe you're just trying to avoid the answer

Can you please just give me a straight answer for once?

Sorry, that's not how this works

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