Because who needs actual help when you can just wallow in desperation?
Our team of expertly trained hamsters are on standby, ready to provide you with the most unhelpful assistance possible.
We'll waste hours of your precious time, make you question our sanity, and probably just stare at you with a mixture of confusion and disdain.
So, what's your problem? Don't worry, we'll do our best to not help at all.
Our Hamsters Are Better Than Your Parents What Actually is a Real Answer? Why We Just Give UpWe're like a support group, but with more flailing and less actual support.
Don't bother trying to find a solution, just go back to Google, or try Bing, or Yahoo, or... you get it.
But hey, at least we're consistent in our incompetence. That's gotta count for something, right?