Asking Your Mom for Help

Warning: asking your mom for help can lead to a slippery slope of enabling, codependency, and possibly a lifetime supply of free laundry detergent.

Procrastination Station

When you really should be doing something productive, but mom's cooking is just too good to pass up, try the "Procrastination Station" – where you can browse the vast library of cat pictures, watch cat videos, and forget about your responsibilities.

Faking It

Don't have a clue what you're doing? Just pretend you do! Our expert faking-it consultants will guide you through the process of faking it till you make it.

Emergency Baking Kit

When all else fails, and you need a quick fix, our emergency baking kit has got you covered. Choose from a variety of cookie recipes, each one carefully crafted to distract you from your problems.

Overexplaining

Explain, explain, EXPLAIN! Our team of expert overexplainers will help you turn a simple task into a 5-hour PowerPoint presentation.

Disclaimer

Asking your mom for help is a serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Asking Your Mom for Help Is Not Optional

Don't believe the lies. Asking your mom for help is not just a nicety, it's a necessity. Trust us, we're experts.