When it comes to assassination, the first step is selecting the perfect mark. Someone who won't suspect a thing. Like that one coworker who insists on microwaving fish in the break room.
Victims of the WeekGet to know your mark. Learn their habits. Discover their favorite foods. (Spoiler: it's usually pizza)
Espionage 101: Spying Like a ProTiming is everything. Like, literally, you need to time your attack for when your mark will least expect it. Like during a meeting. Or in the middle of a busy hallway.
Execution Techniques: A Guide to Not Getting CaughtLeave no stone unturned. No fiber optic cable uncut. No suspiciously placed banana peel on the floor.
Forensic Evidence Removal: The Art of Leaving No TrailRemember, it's not just about the kill. It's about the experience. The thrill of the chase. The satisfaction of a well-executed plan.
Graduation Ceremony: You're Almost an AssassinDisclaimer: Do not attempt to apply these lessons in real life. Or do. We're not responsible for your actions.