The Official Guide to Assassination Techniques

By: The International Order of Highly Trained Assassins (IOHTA)

Warning: The following information is classified, but we're sharing it with you because we're not afraid of you. Probably.

Basic Assassination Techniques

• The Stealthy Sneaky Pants - The art of blending into the background, like a Chameleon in a world of boring beige walls.
• The Quick Kicks and Fancy Feints - The delicate dance of dismemberment, a la carte.
• The Paralyzing Potions and Sneaky Syrup - The ancient art of turning your enemies into human-sized slugs.

Disclaimer: The International Order of Highly Trained Assassins (IOHTA) is not responsible for any deaths or injuries sustained while attempting these techniques. Probably.