Assassination Methods 1-5

Method 1: The Classic

Also known as the "Sneak Up Behind and Stab You in the Back" method. This is the most popular method, used by 90% of assassins.

Submethod 1a: The Poisoned Parchment (a subtle yet deadly approach)

Submethod 1b: The Disguise as a Chauffeur (because who doesn't love a good disguise?)

Method 2: The Explosive

Used by 5% of assassins, this method involves BOOM! and KABOOM!. Not recommended for use on Fridays.

Submethod 2a: The Car-B-Gone (a vehicle-related approach)

Method 3: The Stealthy

Used by the remaining 5% of assassins, this method requires patience, skill, and an Silencer 3000.

Submethod 3a: The Ninja-Phone (for when you need to stay connected)

Method 4: The Cyber

A new, modern approach to assassination using malware and viruses.

Submethod 4a: The Fake-IT-Till-You-Make-It (a social engineering approach)

Method 5: The... erm...

We're not really sure how this one works, but someone must be using it, because Google says so.

Submethod 5a: The Randomly-Generated-Number-Generator (for when you're feeling lucky)