ASSAULT COURSE

WARNING: This is not a real thing, but let's pretend it is.

Here at Assault Course, our expert instructors will guide you through the art of Methods and Techniques of various types of assault. Because, you know, it's fun!

Choose from:

• Sword Fencing: A delicate dance of death
• Rock Slinging: The classic art of projectiles
• Steam Engineering: Where steam meets mayhem