Widget 3: the latest addition to our line of products designed to make your life more complicated. With its 37 moving parts and 23 blinking lights, you'll never be bored.
Sub-Widget 3a: The Experimental Model | Sub-Widget 3b: The Overengineered Version | Sub-Widget 3c: The Version That's Actually Kind of Good
Warning: Widget 3 may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged use may lead to permanent damage to your sense of productivity.
Assembled in a small factory in a remote corner of the world's most efficient, yet most inefficient, factory.
Quality Control: Where We Pretend to Check for Defects | The Assembly Teams: Where We Pretend to Work
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