Assessing Bubblegum Fragility: The Most Epic of Epic Fails

**The Bubblegum Institute of Science and Technology** has been studying the fragility of Bubblegum for years, and our findings are in.

Methodology

Our team used a combination of rigorous testing and highly scientific methods, including:

Subjecting various types of bubblegum to extreme temperatures (0°C to 100°C)
Exposing them to intense light sources (including black lights and strobe lights)
Torturing them with sharp objects (scissors, knives, etc.)

The results are clear: bubblegum is fragile, very fragile. It can withstand:

Up to 3.7 seconds in the microwave (but only if you press start after 3.5 seconds)
Up to 2.1 meters of distance when dropped from a height of 1 meter (but only if it's a gentle fall)

Our research has far-reaching implications for the development of bubblegum-based technologies and the safety of bubblegum-eating citizens.