Assistant Dominique's Credentials

Highly skilled and highly caffeinated, Assistant Dominique has over 10 years of experience in the field of extreme procrastination. She has a proven track record of successfully putting off tasks until the last possible moment, with a 100% success rate in making excuses.

Qualifications:

• Certified Expert in Time Management (CEITM): A certification that's so prestigious, you've probably never heard of it.
• Master's Degree in Procrastination Techniques (MPT): A degree that's so specialized, only 3 people have ever earned it.
• Extensive experience in making up reasons why things aren't done yet: A skill that's essential in today's fast-paced world.

Skills:

• Expert-level Excel skills (only used for browsing cat videos)
• Proficient in MS Office Suite (but only for making PowerPoints)
• Professionally proficient in making excuses for why the laundry hasn't been done yet

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