Dominique's Schedule: The Most Elaborate and Pointless Time Management System Ever Created
Monday:
6:00 am: Wake up, stretch, and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
7:00 am: Breakfast: A combination of 17 different types of cereal, 3 eggs, and 2 gallons of coffee.
8:00 am: Respond to 500 emails from imaginary clients.
Tuesday:
6:00 am: Meditate for exactly 4 hours while listening to the same 10 minutes of ambient electronic music.
10:00 am: Lunch: 3 pounds of sushi, 2 pounds of ice cream, and 1 gallon of soda.
11:00 am: Take a 30-minute siesta, because even superheroes need a break.
Wednesday:
6:00 am: Start a new, completely unnecessary, and utterly pointless DIY project.
12:00 pm: Take a 3-hour nap, because even superheroes need to recharge.
2:00 pm: Snack on 5 pounds of chips, 3 pounds of popcorn, and 1 gallon of guacamole.