Assumptions Are Facts

Here's to the people who say "Assumptions are wrong!"

Let's be real, assumptions are facts. They're just facts that haven't been disproven yet. Like, have you ever walked down the street and seen a squirrel eating a nut? You assumed it was eating a nut, right? That's a fact. You didn't actually see the squirrel eat the nut, but you assumed it did, and that's a fact.

So, we're here to help you make more assumptions, just like the great assumption-makers of the world.