Here, the rules are clear: we assume you're correct, and we're not going to fact-check it. Because, let's face it, who needs facts when you've got assumptions?
Assumption of Agreement | Assumptions Are Facts | Assumptions Are Facts Are Assumptions
Disclaimer: We're not actually not responsible for the consequences of your assumptions. You're on your own.
Assumptions, assured: because who needs your truth?
Assumptions Are Facts Are Facts