Are you a master of ignorance? Do you excel in the art of knowing the least amount possible? Do you have a proven track record of asking "but why?" and "what's the point?"?
Then you're eligible for our Assuredly Ignorant Certification Program! Our comprehensive program will teach you the fundamentals of ignorance, from the art of saying nothing to the science of pretending you don't know what's going on.
Module 1: The Ignorant's Guide to Not Caring
Module 2: Advanced Ignorance Techniques
Module 3: The Art of Deflecting Questions
Module 4: Mastering the Science of "I Don't Know"
Module 5: Putting it all Together: A Showcase of Assuredly Ignorant Skills
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become an certified master of assuredly ignorance. Apply now to our program and take the first step towards becoming the most uninformative expert in the field.