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OUR APPLES ARE GROWN ON THE SWEETEST ASTEROIDS, CAREFULLY SELECTED AND HAND-CRAFTED BY OUR TEAM OF EXPERT ASTEROID FARMERS.
TRY OUR SIGNATURE "ROSETTA'S RARE RED" APPLE, GROWN ON THE RARE ASTEROID ROSETTA, KNOWN FOR ITS UNPARALLELED SWEETNESS AND UNIQUE FLAVOR PROFILE.
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