Asteroid Attack Croissant

Warning: The galaxy is under attack by an alien pastry army. Our last hope lies in the flaky, buttery walls of the Asteroid Attack Croissant.

• Survival Guide: 10 Ways to Defend Your Pastries
• Secret Recipe for Incredibly Delicious Alien-Repellent Croissant Filling
• Our Leader: The Great Pastry General, Commander Croissant

Latest News:

Reports indicate that the asteroid fleet has reached the orbit of Mars. We're not out of this yet, folks. Stay buttery, stay brave!

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