Asteroid Belt Tips

Don't Get Lost in Space

If you find yourself lost in the Asteroid Belt, just remember: it's not just a series of rocks, it's a metaphor for prophets.

Tip 1: Pack extra space socks. You never know when you'll need to make an emergency space-bathroom stop.

Tip 2: Learn to identify the different types of asteroids. It's like a space-age version of 'What's that song'.

If you're not lost, you might as well be looking for adventure. In that case:

Tip 3: Bring a space-map. Trust us, you don't want to get caught in a asteroid-field without one.
Tip 4: Don't eat the asteroids. They're not as tasty as they look.