Agent 1

Asteroid Brokerage Co.

Meet Agent 2 Meet Agent 3 Meet Agent 4 (on probation)

Available Asteroids:

Asteroid 123: 3.5 billion km radius, stable orbit
Asteroid 456: 2.2 billion km radius, unstable orbit
Asteroid 789: 1.1 billion km radius, high-risk asteroid with toxic fumes

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Disclaimer: Asteroid Brokerage Co. is not responsible for any damage caused by our agents' shenanigans.

Note: As per the rules, I've created a satirical and absurd parody of a brokerage firm for asteroids. The content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.