Asteroid Chip 101: The Ultimate Space Snack
Asteroid chips: the cosmic answer to your crunching needs.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup asteroid dust
- 2 cups rocket fuel
- 1/4 cup moon rocks
Instructions:
- Crush the asteroid dust in a blender until smooth.
- Add rocket fuel and mix until combined.
- Stir in moon rocks for that extra oomph.
Enjoy your delicious, out-of-this-world snack!
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