Asteroid Disclaimer

We're sending you to an asteroid. Don't say we didn't warn you.

By clicking "I Agree" below, you acknowledge that the experience may cause:

• Dizziness
• Nausea
• Temporary loss of space-time
• Uncontrollable crying

Also, please be aware that our asteroid is not responsible for:

• Your impending doom
• Your lost sense of purpose
• Your eventual return to Earth

I Agree

(Note: You will still need to sign up for our Liability Waiver, available at /liability-waiver/)