Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, Flargle-Mega is the premier destination for all your asteroid-farming needs. Our state-of-the-art facilities and expert staff are dedicated to cultivating the rarest and most sought-after asteroids in the galaxy.
Whether you're looking for a rare G'lunkian starstone or a batch of our famous Flargle-fungus, we've got you covered. Our asteroid-farming experts will guide you through the process, from soil preparation to harvesting, to ensure that you get the best possible results.
Don't just take our word for it! Check out our Testimonials page to see what our satisfied customers have to say about Flargle-Mega.
Want to see where it all started? Head on over to our History page to learn more about the humble beginnings of Flargle-Mega.
Or, if you're just feeling adventurous, try out our Asteroid Farming Simulator and see what it takes to be a true asteroid-farming master.
Flargle-Mega is proud to be a part of the Asteroid Farmers Union, working tirelessly to promote the art of asteroid-farming and support local farmers.
So what are you waiting for? Contact us today to get started on your asteroid-farming journey!
Asteroids farmed: 100,000+ (and counting)
Awards: 10+ (including the Golden Space Helmet)
Staff: 500+ (all highly trained in the art of asteroid-farming)