Welcome to the Asteroid Fields Registry, where the bravest and most delusional individuals have come to stake their claim on the most valuable and treacherous real estate in the solar system.
Our fields are not for the faint of heart. Between the crushing radiation, the toxic gases, and the occasional rogue asteroid, it's a miracle anyone makes it out alive.
But that's not the only challenge. Oh no. The real challenge is the paperwork. You'll need to fill out forms for the Galactic Union of Asteroid Fielders, the Interplanetary Asteroid Mining Association, and the Asteroid Fielders' Insurance Company.
Don't let that stop you, though! Our fields are full of opportunity! Why, just last week, we had a fielder who discovered a vein of pure, unadulterated Plutonium-235. That's right, folks, Plutonium-235. The stuff of dreams!
So what are you waiting for? Register your asteroid field today! (But don't forget to bring a spacesuit. Trust us, you won't regret it.)
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Asteroid Field Suites: Because You'll Need Something to Store Your Spacesuit
Asteroid Field Claims: Because You Might Get Sued
Asteroid Field Safety: Because Radiation Sickness is No Joke
Asteroid Field Taxes: Because You'll Need Something to Pay for Those Spacesuits