Asteroid Forecast: Because You Asked For It

Today's Forecast:

High: 9000 degrees Kelvin, with a high chance of catastrophic asteroid impacts. Low: -100 degrees Kelvin, with a low chance of anything happening.

Today's asteroid of the day: Nebula-9000!, a behemoth of a rock hurtling towards Earth at 300,000 km/h.

5-Day Forecast:

• Monday: 5000 degrees Kelvin, partly cloudy with a chance of meteor showers.
• Tuesday: 2000 degrees Kelvin, mostly sunny with a slight chance of comets.
• Wednesday: 10000 degrees Kelvin, partly cloudy with a high chance of planetary alignment.
• Thursday: 500 degrees Kelvin, mostly clear with a chance of stellar flares.
• Friday: -5000 degrees Kelvin, partly cloudy with a slight chance of interdimensional travel.