It all started with the great Asteroid 1234 Incident, where we accidentally herded a small, angry asteroid into the sun. We thought it was just a minor setback, but little did we know, it was only the beginning of our misadventures in space.
Since then, we've had to deal with rogue asteroids, malfunctioning herding tools, and the occasional lost space cowby. But hey, that's just part of the job, right?
We're not giving up, though. We've got our trusty space map, a map of the cosmos that's almost as good as the real thing, and a team of experts in the field of asteroid herding.