ASTEROID CONSULTING

Welcome to the premier consulting firm for asteroids in distress!

We specialize in asteroid-astrophe recovery, asteroid-astrophysical assessments, and general asteroid-related consulting services.

We've got experience with:

• Asteroid-astrophe recovery: We'll help you navigate the aftermath of that one fateful asteroid that went rogue in your garden.
• Asteroid-astrophysical assessments: We'll analyze the impact of your asteroid on your local ecosystem, or your neighbor's.
• Asteroid-related consulting services: We'll help you plan for the inevitable asteroid that will inevitably come crashing through your backyard.