We are currently in the process of negotiating the terms of an intergalactic trade agreement with the planet Zorgon-6. The negotiations have been... complicated.
Our team, led by Chief Negotiator, Jane Doe, has been working tirelessly to ensure that Earth's interests are represented.
The Zorgonians are insisting that we provide them with our finest export, disco-era platform shoes. We are, of course, resisting this demand, citing "human rights" and "funk music" as reasons.
We are currently in Stage 3: "The Dance Party", where both parties are attempting to out-funk each other with an impromptu dance competition.