Q: What's the deal with all these asteroids floating around?
A: They're just here for the views, man. Like, have you seen the sunset on a binary star system? It's a real gas giant.
Q: Can I just blast them with a laser and be done with it?
A: Ah, no. That's not how it works. We have a strict no-lasers policy. You'll just end up getting a nasty asteroid-induced rash.
Q: Can I just, uh, nudge them a bit with a gravitational wave?
A: Yeah, sure thing. Just don't tell anyone I sent you. We have to keep the peace between the asteroid mafia and the planetary governments.
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