Welcome, comrades! You have been selected for a top-secret mission to disseminate vital information to the masses. Your mission parameters are as follows:
'Project: Asteroid-001' has been compromised. Our research indicates that the asteroid has been taken over by an alien entity with a penchant for 80s pop culture.'
Your mission is to infiltrate the asteroid, gather intel, and... well, make it look cool. We can't stress this enough: DO NOT TRY TO TAKE OVER THE ASTEROID. We just want you to... observe, document, and maybe, just maybe, leave a few strategically-placed Postmodern art installations as a calling card.
Below, you will find mission briefings and resources for your trip:
Remember, comrades: the fate of the galaxy rests in your hands. Or, at least, the fate of this one asteroid.
Good luck, and may the farce be with you!