Welcome to the ASTEROID READER 9000 Forum, where the most pressing questions of the galaxy come to rest. Below, you'll find answers to the most frequently asked questions about asteroids.
A: Ah, you want to know the point? Well, let's just say it's for the asteroids. They're like the couch surfers of the solar system. They just kinda show up, take up space, and make everyone else wonder what's up.
A: Ha! No. Absolutely not. You'll get a stomachache, space sickness, and possibly a lawsuit from NASA. They're not exactly... edible. Unless you're talking about the asteroid-shaped asteroid-shaped cookies from the Galactic Gourmet. Those are a thing.
A: Uh, not recommended. It's a bit of a... rocky situation. The gravity's a bit wonky, the air's thin, and don't even get us started on the whole 'asteroid-induced existential dread' thing. Just stick with the terraforming on Earth, folks.
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