Q: What is the Asteroid Shower?

A: It's not a real thing, but we're pretending it's a thing. Like, imagine a giant, flaming asteroid hurtling towards Earth, but instead of destroying us, it just drops a bunch of really expensive-looking space rocks that we can use as planters, bookends, and other decorative trinkets. Sounds like a great idea, right?

Q: But isn't that just, like, a meteor shower?

A: Oh, you're a real buzzkill. Fine. Yes, it's like a meteor shower, but with better marketing. We're talking artisanal asteroid shower, with hand-picked, locally-sourced space rocks, and a free matching tote bag with every purchase.