Asthma Attack: Shortness of Breath

It's like someone's lungs are on a never-ending loop of "I Will Survive"!

Caused by: Allergies, pollution, or just a really bad habit of eating too much pizza.

Symptoms: Wheezing, coughing, and a general feeling of being stuck in a never-ending elevator.

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Or, you know, just take 10 deep breaths and pretend you're a yoga instructor.

Emergency Exit (AKA: Call 911)