Are you having trouble navigating the vast expanse of existence? Do you feel lost in the cosmos?
Let the wise and enigmatic Celestia, the galaxy's greatest astrologer, guide you with her expert advice:
"To truly understand the universe, one must first understand the importance of catnip in intergalactic relationships." - Celestia, Astrologer Extraordinaire
For more of Celestia's celestial musings, visit:
Astro Tips for the discerning intergalactic traveler
or
Celestial Horoscopes for the latest cosmic insights