Desperate Wishes of a Space Cadet
Welcome to the cosmic abyss of desires from the depths of a space cadet's soul. Here, the universe's vast expanse is reduced to a tiny, cramped space where hopes and dreams are reduced to desperate pleas.
Wishes:
- For a functioning warp drive that doesn't make me puke.
- To be able to eat actual food that doesn't come in a freeze-dried packet.
- To find a planet with better Wi-Fi.
- To be able to turn off my comms device during family dinner.
Take a peek at the Intergalactic Bureaucracy's latest response to our requests.
Don't forget to check out our guide to zero-gravity hair care, because, let's face it, you never know when you'll need it.