Welcome, Space General, to the Astro-Tactical Nuclear Strike Operations. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated space warriors are ready to take on the toughest challenges in the galaxy.
Our services include:
- Astroidbombs 1: Our flagship program for taking out entire planets with minimal collateral damage.
- Astroidbombs 2: For those times when you just need a good old-fashioned, run-of-the-mill nuclear strike.
- Astroidbombs 3: Our top-secret program for taking out that one pesky moon that's been bothering you.