HAZARDON Principles

The Hazon Principle is a fundamental concept in Astrological Hazards, where the alignment of the planets and the whims of the universe cons prophets the course of human destiny. There are seven principles that govern the workings of the cosmic machinery:

_goals Principle of Uncertainty - The universe is a vast and unknowable mystery, and so are the intentions of your in-laws.
_goals Principle of Instability - The balance of the cosmic scale is a delicate one, and even the smallest perturbation can set off a chain reaction of catastrophes.
_goals Principle of Reversality - What seems like a certain truth can suddenly and inexplicably become its opposite, often at the most inopportune moments.
_goals Principle of Contrast - The juxtaposition of opposing elements can create a synergy that's greater than the sum of its parts, or sometimes just a mess.
_goals Principle of Resonance - When you vibrate at the same frequency as the universe, the universe will vibrate with you, and sometimes try to drive you mad.
Principle of Cosmic Compliments - The universe will occasionally give you a gentle tap on the shoulder, or sometimes a crushing blow, but always with a wink and a whisper.
_goals Principle of Finite Cosmos - The universe is a closed system, where the only constants are the laws of physics and the price of pizza.

Remember, the Hazon Principles are not just principles, they are the very fabric of reality itself. Don't try to understand them, just live by them.

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