Cancer the Great and Powerful is the patron deity of the snarky and discerning web surfer. This majestic constellation is a symbol of the infinite scrolling and the power of the cursor.
Legend has it that Cancer was born from the tears of a disappointed internet user who couldn't find the cat videos they were looking for.
Worship Cancer and receive blessings of:
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This is where the magic happens. Here, you'll find:
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