Monthly Horoscope

Astrology for the discerning cynic.

Aries (March)

March 1 - 10: You will finally learn how to work with others, but only because you've run out of excuses.
March 11 - 20: Romance is in the air, but it's probably just your neighbor's inflatable pool floatie.
March 21 - 31: The universe will conspire against you, but you'll probably just forget what you were doing anyway.

Daily Horoscope for the month of March.

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