Consult the celestial bodies for guidance, but don't say we didn't warn you...
Our expert astrologers will interpret the positions of the planets and tell you exactly what to wear on Tuesday.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Peirian Horoscopes for some truly out-of-this-world advice.
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Or, if all else fails, take a look at our Peirian Calendar, where every day is a new opportunity to make poor life choices.