Astrology 4 Dummies: Advanced Transit Edition

Welcome, space cadet! This is where the real astrology nerds play.

Advanced Transits: Because You Clearly Need More Stress

Transits of the planets are like the astrology equivalent of reading your horoscope in the newspaper, but, you know, more accurate and less likely to make you buy a timeshare in a pyramid scheme.

Transits of Jupiter: The King of Planets

Subtransits: Because One Transit Isn't Enough are like, actually, they are exactly like, a transit, but, you know, more advanced. They involve more planets, more angles, more... everything, really.

Transits of Saturn: The Planet of Responsibility

Transits of Saturn are like the astrology equivalent of your parents' basement: you'll be stuck there for a while, and it's not going to be fun. Just kidding, Saturn is actually really into responsibility, but don't tell anyone.

Saturn's Phases: Because You Need to Get Your Life Together are a real thing, and they're actually kind of like, actually really important, so don't be lazy and read them.