Warning: The following content is entirely fictional and not at all scientifically accurate. Or is it?
Aquarius is the most overhyped zodiac sign. It's like the Kardashian of astrology. "Oh, you're an Aquarius? That's soooo special."
Did you know that Aquarius is the only zodiac sign that doesn't actually exist in real life? That's right, we just made it up for fun. But don't worry, we've got all the Aquarius memes and merchandise you could ever need.
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- Aquarius-themed socks: because who needs actual abilities when you can wear a symbol of a non-existent zodiac sign?
- Aquarius-themed coffee: because who needs caffeine when you can have a zodiac-themed beverage?
Don't believe us? Here's some fake astrological data to back up our claims:
- Aquarius: 1 in 12 million people are actually Aquarius (completely made-up statistic)
- Aquarians are known for their: excessive navel-gazing, excessive napping, and excessive navel-entertainment
- Aquarians are secretly controlled by an elite council of water-bearers who dictate their every move