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ASTEROID ADVICE

Warning: The following advice is not scientifically proven, and may or may not work. Don't @ us.

How to Not Get Sucked into a Black Hole

Don't be a giant metal rock.
Wear a spacesuit, duh.
Don't get distracted by pretty colors and shiny things.

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