Today, you will find yourself lost in a sea of dirty dishes and yesterday's Chinese food. Don't worry, this is just your astrological destiny.
A friend will call and ask for help, but you'll have to tell them you're busy 'rearranging the furniture of your soul.'
However, a mysterious stranger will appear at your door with a free pizza, and for once, it'll be exactly what you needed. Enjoy the cheese, Cancer, enjoy it.
Remember, the crab is a symbol of emotional depth, so go ahead, take a good cry, and let the tears wash away your existential dread.