Jupiter's Jester

"Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend? Because he was afraid of the big picture!"

Why, you ask, did I, Jupiter, decide to become an astrological jester? Well, it's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short:

My parents were both planets, and I was the result of a particularly gassy union.
I was always drawn to the absurd and the unknown, much like my gas giant self.
And, let's be real, who doesn't love a good joke?